WHAT TO DO WITH BASSET SPEW
(aka drool)!

If you have bassets, you have spew!
For ideas on what to do with or about spew, this is the place!

Also, please click on My Ebay Auctions for lots of basset art!


But seriously, folks. Here is the best cleaner I have found for basset drool! If this doesn't work for you, please read on below for some amusing ideas!

Dot's Drool Cleaner

1 Gallon Hot water
1 Tbsp. Ammonia
1 tsp. dish soap
1/2 cup borax
If you can, find or purchase a white "algae pad"... the kind used for cleaning plexiglass fish tanks. (or for cleaning teflon?) I am convinced this is the same as the "magic cleaning pad" anyways, it works for me and doesn't scratch the paint! Nylon netting type might work well, too.
You know the rest. wet the wall, using the pad or a similar object, rinse a rag or sponge in fresh water, and wipe down! I found this idea while searching to remove cigarette smoke as well, works equally well on dried on drool!

Spew Hiding Wallpaper

 This is the best wallpaper for your house to hide spew on the walls! you too can be appear to be Spew Free! Only 9.99 per roll + s&h..... a product of piglike creatures. Two pattern choices, what does it matter??? Won't these look great on all your walls?

Spew Eliminator

 Finally, a product for spew! No more being shunned because you are covered with spew. With new Spew-Eliminator, you too can be Spew Free! Only 9.99 plus s & h..... a product of piglike creatures.
Spew Eliminator

Spew Collector

 Finally, a product for collecting spew! Now you can make money with what was once a huge waste of paper towels and toilet paper! With new Spew-Collector, you too can be Spew Rich! Only 9.99 plus s&h... another fine product of piglike creatures. Spew Collector
collectordemo
This is an actual demonstration of the Spew Collector! (Remember, no animals were harmed! )Notice how the little bucket fits perfectly over the bottom teeth....

Spew Collector Chair!

 This item works great with the Spew Collector! Notice the dual spew bucket receptacles. Only the Spew Collector fits perfectly into these special receptacles! With the new spew chair collector, you too can be Spew Free and Spew Rich! Only 19.99 plus s & h..... a product of piglike creatures. (Spew Collector sold separately. )
Spew Chair

A Bucketfull!

 Is your collector bucket overflowing like this one? Coming soon... Spew Storage Containers!!!!
Bucketfull

THINGS TO DO WITH SPEW
Stick envelopes closed
Repel unwanted or pesky neighbors or salespeople
Repair cracks in the driveway
Capture poor unsuspecting insects
Make your windows so no one can see in (or out)
Decoupage walls (who needs wallpaper... unless of course you buy ours!)
Just refuse entry to anyone into your house!

Do you have ideas for spew use? Please send 'em!

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